Welcome to my humble abode!

Stay a while! Or forever...


This is my personal website! I'm just a guy who has way too much free time and a love for spooky stuff.

I haven't seen what this site looks like on a phone or put any work into making this not horrible on mobile, so if you're unlucky enough to be viewing this from your phone: sorry! And if you're wondering why Elbowthief... sometimes the name that you come up with when you're twelve sticks with you.

My current project on this site is to change up the music page completely, because when I first put it together around a year and a half ago I did it in such a way that it falls apart if I change anything even slightly. Unfortunately I don't have any more coding skills than I did then, so it'll be a challlenge, but that's alright because I have even more free time than I did before now that I've started college. The "flex" property is my worst enemy.

I'm also been planning to add more additions to the Gerard Donelan comic collection I have going, because there are a bajillion of those things. I've realized that when you google his name my website shows up as one of the first results, so that's simultaneously embarrassing and awesome.

If you're getting ads on the Donelan page like my friend did, that's fucked up. Don't really know what to say about that.

Here's the link to my Neocities profile.